Mom needed help out by the pool because she was having trouble getting up and down from the concrete. I was like, “I got this.” When out there and helped with what she needed, stood up, fell backwards and landed completely on my backside. It was a slow fall so it didn’t hurt too bad. Of course, I freaked mom out from the fall, but then I pissed her off because I was laughing.

“This isn’t funny,” she said. I couldn’t stop laughing. I said, “It’s funny when you know that I peed my pants on impact with the concrete.” I just had to laugh. I think we should always laugh when we pee our pants, except maybe in public. But even then you get yourself out of public, cleaned up, and then you laugh hysterically.